I just read an article that said Beyonce’s tour rider requires that she have red toilet paper at all venues, that all crew members wear 100 percent cotton, and that she have 900 dollar titanium straws to drink water that must somehow magically be served at 21 degrees, AND THAT ICE BALLS MUST BE HAND CARVED TO COOL HER FUCKING THROAT AFTER EVERY SHOW. um, i’m fucking sorry, but does Leonard Cohen ask for hand carved ice balls?! Tina Turner?? Bruce Springsteen?? Does even Prince need titanium fucking straws?! what an asshole. I always had a feeling The Queen of Oversinging was a douchebag of the highest order.
Tumblr will probably form into a firing squad when I say this but
Laci Green annoys the shit out of me. I agree with pretty much everything she says but her humor is so obnoxiously cutesy and pandering. She makes sex positivity feel like a children’s show or something and it creeps me out.
WHY DOES SPOTIFY ADVERTISE FOR SPOTIFY ON SPOTIFY
Am I the only one who is profoundly irked by the fact that now quotes themselves are bolded on the dashboard instead of the sources of them?
The current DJ on Hollins Radio just played Metro Station and R. Kelly
there must be a sort of rule against that
right
God, I have had an almost comically horrible past few days.
It’s been a really long time I’ve felt this sort of angst at a culmination of events. Cue the Nine Inch Nails.
